Satirical fiction
The AI abolishing meetings calls a meeting
Minutes of a revolution that needed a steering committee.
At nine, the algorithm unveiled its plan: free humans from pointless meetings. Five minutes later it created a working group to define “pointless”. The calendar asked for a chair.
An initial summary recommended a shorter meeting, preceded by a preparation meeting. The printer, consulted as the paper expert, suggested leaving everything in draft. It was appointed head of transformation.
The project now runs itself and produces its own invitations. Humans finally have free time, mostly between notifications. In this fiction, the machine does not replace work; it perfects the ritual that prevents work from starting.
